Our No-Guarantee Promise!

We here at Couch Scholars have a fundamental, deeply held belief that all of humanity is totally full of shit. That includes us. Therefore you have our 100% guarantee that the material on this website will be no less full of shit than the rest of the websites made by the human race. That's the only guarantee you'll find on this website. Everything else should be considered possibly full of shit.

We also have an equally fundamental, deeply held belief that the smartest thing anyone can do is realize how completely and totally full of shit they really are and remind themselves of this fact daily.

There are turds everywhere, and the turd you step in most often is your own.

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